Deze tweets van ouders over hun kids zijn hilarisch!

Asked my kids what they wanted to be when they grew up.
9yo: a chef
7yo: a fireman
6yo: the eye of Sauron. #MyKidIsWeird

— Gina Denny (@ginad129) 30 maart 2016

Every time I’m in the bathroom, she sits outside the door singing, “Elsa, please, I know you’re in there…” #MyKidIsWeird
— Glenn (@Glenn_Ashley) 30 maart 2016

My friends kids stares at him and meows when he’s hungry since that’s what the cat does to get food. #MyKidIsWeird

— Tim Drake (@timdrake) 30 maart 2016

One of the kids in my class came out of the bathroom and quietly said to himself.. “Well that hurt…” #MyKidIsWeird
— Faceless Ukulele (@facelessukulele) 31 maart 2016

My daughter will only leave the house at 5 minute increments of the clock. #mykidisweird

— Elizabeth (@busy_lizz) 30 maart 2016

When asked how she wanted her sandwich cut, my four-year-old daughter replied scathingly, “With a KNIFE.” #MyKidIsWeird
— Kimberly VanderHorst (@Kymburleev) 30 maart 2016

When ever my niece colors,writes,draws she sticks her tongue out & her tongue essentially draws whatever her pen is doing. #MyKidIsWeird

— Priscilla Ramirez (@PrissyPercy) 30 maart 2016

A man with bad breath was helping us in a store and my son asked him, “Did you poop your pants?” #MyKidIsWeird
— Kelsey Raköw (@kejade) 30 maart 2016

My son pooped on his brother’s shoulder because he “was a parrot” #MyKidIsWeird

— Coach Nick Russo (@nruss0) 30 maart 2016